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Poor old Fabio. He probably did not think that things could get any worse but yesterday will probably go down as one of his least enjoyable days in the England job. Firstly, Ferdinand’s injury has sent the whole captain thing up in the air again and indeed the selection at centre half as the Manchester United man is clearly struggling with injury. This will probably enable Terry to impose his personality again on things, so to speak. We would have a wager that both he and Beckham will end up sporting the armband at some point in proceedings in South Africa come June. Furthermore, he has the slight issue of what to do at left back now that his cover for the other errant one with the broken ankle has decided that he does not want to go to South Africa for a month and spend it in the same hotel as the man that cost him his relationship - we know, footballing decisions and all that but it seems a tad unfair that the injured party is the one that loses out. We would also predict that the Don may well find himself being very nice indeed to Jamie Carragher in the not too distant future, “Oh we do like to be beside the seaside. On a Friday night. In although if he gets himself fit quick and back to the form he was in prior to his injury, February, with the weather forecast of course predicting rain. then Charlton’s second youngest-ever player could just yet find himself on a plane to Can it get any more gloomy? Well, it could if we see a repeat South Africa as opposed to a holiday resort. of Tuesday night as it’s fair to say them that write this really Meanwhile, Mars’ big advertising campaign around their support of the England team is had the hump after that result. So no surprise, there is much now in full flow, with the TV ads featuring former stars not quite as omnipresent as Go moaning inside. Read all about it, as ever, for just 50p. Compare but running it close. In the meantime, they are also running full page spreads in the nationals with a player in an England shirt whose face is partially obscured, but it does not take a rocket scientist to work out that it is Cashley. Accompanied by the legend “work, rest and play.” We’ll leave it at that. No doubt all of the time that the Bridge/Terry etc mess is going on again, that poor sod on Sky News that had to spend a week in the car park at Wembley again for no reason at all will be filling up the flask and donning the thermals once again. Thank you very much indeed to Aston Villa, John Carew and referee Martin Atkinson for ensuring that we no longer have to put up with the “plucky underdogs” or whatever other phrases have been repeated ad nauseum about our good friends and neighbours. Colin seemed remarkably chipper about things after the match on Wednesday night which was a surprise given that an official’s error led to Villa’s opener. He’s not on his Portsmouth Find Renowned Expert in
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Well done Clark Carlisle on Countdown - although he didn’t top 108 on Wednesday and 119 yesterday. The student type’s face yesterday when he got beaten was a picture - seriously, well done. We like the odd bet and we would offer very short odds that around about 7.45 this evening, the switchboard at The Valley will receive calls numbering double figures, easily, demanding to know why the game is not on the TV—absolutely nailed on certainty! Date - 26/02/10 - Southend United (Away) - A nice trip out on the train tonight, but something seriously went off the rails on Tuesday night after what was a false dawn seemingly less than a week ago - or maybe we are just the archetypal fickle football fan. The last chance saloon is now rapidly approaching closing time as far as the automatic spots are concerned, the only good thing we can think of right now is that there are only 28 days in February as it has not exactly been the most enjoyable of months for Charlton fans overall! Just When You Think You’re Winning Page 2
Yes, you can take advantage of this revolu- Editing, Design mentioned previously, he when you want, to suit the needs of your- self primarily - and the good thing is, the pay is not even pro-rated - you receive the The Anorak Addick jor, not the balance board, seems not - just read some of these glow- ing testimonials from satisfied clients. “ It really is good. Although I’m nowhere retirement Grateful Thanks hang of it, the Anorak yester- age, I can pick and choose at my own leisure as I do feel the pace if I over do it.” Ledley, North London. “ I can’t believe my luck. Not only has being em- ployed on footie flexi time kept me out of prison, but I’ve got nice houses in both Yorkshire and London and even got a couple of year’s work experience in Spain watching others.” Jonathan, North London “I’ve seen loads of places and stayed in some nice hotels with my friends, but the best thing is, when I’ve had a row with colleagues all that happens is I advertisers and of lons on a daily basis or climb move on to another firm that let me use footie flexi- course our readers. but then again we are not The Disclaimer exactly paid vast sums a week “Tres bien. I don’t have to do anything at all but still pick up fortunes and the best thing is, I pay my tax in France - be handy if I got a transfer to the Monaco firm as well! Formidable!” Yassin, South East London. And it’s not just those at the coal face! representing the view of not attaining the riches that “ Yes, it is very nice indeed. After, how you say, having to work full time in Italy, I have discovered footie flexi time in England and have been able to use it to my needs (of which I have many) ever since. I even got a nice break in Mexico before finding one of those nice flexi jobs again in Nottingham. Now I have received a nice e-mail from a man in Nigeria and it could be that I will have yet another flexi job Too Good to be True - Well, it is in
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best, but this is probably due of the blocks in 2005/2006 of that there is no doubt, but totally over-run to the point who would you rely on more where Murphy had his tan- to get you out of a spot - him trum and off he went to or Bailey. The away fixture at Spurs, although nice to see Yeovil was a prime example - that his petulant streak has drawn at half time which was last night. Prat. Similarly, very unfortunate for Mooney when Andy Reid was having when Sam Sodje saw red, yet the pace in 2007/2008, there starting the second half. The Irishman to play his game. No Anorak was not the only one sooner than this got tinkered post match to compare what with, Reid’s protective shield has happened to Bailey in the taken away, he got injured playing career with Charlton. serious effect on his distribu- New Boots and

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